Ahh!

Now the squirrels need to enjoy themselves too ya know!

So on the Great St. Patty's Day, the squirrels stop planning world domination and raise a pint...perhaps they really like a good drink, perhaps all squirrels are Irish, perhaps they like to honor the man whom drove the snakes out of Ireland.....(though as a scientist I must inform you that snakes post-glacial Ireland never had snakes)....I think squirrels just know how to have a good time.

Ahhh look at the squirrel building the snowman.......annnnnnnnnnnt! Wrong!! This snow sculpturing genius is really making a "pseudo-human" in which other squirrels will use for target practice!!

Here is one member of the squirrel family militia....yes he may be small but he has one bad Napoleon complex....look at the way he shoves those "nuts" into his jowls....but what you must really know....those are not nuts....they are actually weapons of mass destruction, and he is hiding them to transport over the border.

Note: Another member of the squirrel family Tamias minimus cheneius.

My assumptions about squirrel dominance is proven by the photo here...note the fervor and fortitude in these so claimed "rodents", as they build their "squirrely" triceps....I do believe they have to complete 50 reps...the next drill: Dodging cars on 1-95.

So I would like to know what the hell are up with squirrels, I think they are just vermin vessels with aliens inside....pretty soon the "squirrels" are gonna lay the shit down, and we humans will have to recognize.

Be prepared

It is a new day

Not exactly sure how this works, but well I am not sure how a lot of things work but I do them anyways.

A little about myself I guess would be a great start.
I am as my title says....a chefs wife......please hold your thoughts for later, because I will correct those assumptions.
I am also a biologist, and really loves studying the life around me...nature, and I also like cooking...it comes with the territory I think...it really has to.
First off let me get some things corrected here, I usually do when I say my husband is a chef.

::Pretend conversation::
Person: "Oh!!!Your husband is a chef? You must eat very well!!!"

Me: "Not really...restaurants really don't appreciate the chef running out mid-dinner service to cook for their wives."

Person: "Oh, well what about on his days off?"

Me: "Absolutely! But those are sometimes far and few between, and trust me after working 6 days straight and around 60 hours a week, do you really want to "chef" on your day off?"

.....now let me add something here.....this is not to say my husband never cooks for me, indeed he does! And when he does it is something to behold, and he really doesn't mind cooking for me, I will go out on a limb here to say I am his favorite customer and biggest critic.

So who does the cooking??? That would be me....the chef's wife.

But I must say that everything I cook is with him in mind, everything I have pretty much learned is from him..cooking techniques, special sauces, what to buy and when....I love this man so much, that I came out of the vegetarian eating shed just to enjoy his great talent....